Classics Fan Pillows

An early prototype of the Trojan horse.

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

"So what if he doesn't know Ovid. He knows Ovitz."

Gentleman not wishing to get his boots muddy is teased by a bus conductor

Another wedding

'I hope you enjoy all the perks of your new executive position. Above your new desk is the sword of Damocles handing by a thin thread. I wouldn't worry about it, chances are it might never fall and put an end to your privileged existence.'

The Humpback of Notre Dame

iClaudius MP3 player

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

The Selfie

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Raphael

'Caesar salad?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Louis Armstrong.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Selfie

Love in Boom

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."