Greed Meter Gifts

"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Greed.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Happy hour.

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"I make money, therefore I am."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'Bond yields rise, bond prices drop...stock prices rise, gold prices drop..it's all part of the great cycle of greed.'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

'Um, the Christmas bonus was for all the staff...'

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

"Remember, Eddie, it's not the journey that counts. It's the money."

God and Mammon

'Goodbye, Charles; have a greed-is-good day.'

"Ambitions... to be corrupted by power"