Greed Gauge Gifts

Looking for a witty gift that captures the essence of greed? Our greed gauge-themed products add a humorous and creative flair to mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether you're celebrating a friend with a devilish sense of humor or want to add some playful irony to your home, our collection is designed to delight. These unique items are perfect for anyone who appreciates clever designs and a tongue-in-cheek attitude toward human nature. Discover the fun side of greed with our range of creative gifts.

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'Bond yields rise, bond prices drop...stock prices rise, gold prices drop..it's all part of the great cycle of greed.'

'Bond yields rise, bond prices drop...stock prices rise, gold prices drop..it's all part of the great cycle of greed.' mockup

'Bond yields rise, bond prices drop...stock prices rise, gold prices drop..it's all part of the great cycle of greed.'

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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Secretive Weigh In.

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You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate! mockup

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

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'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.' mockup

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

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"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look." mockup

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

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Greed.

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'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?'' mockup

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

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Happy hour.

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"It's my conscience... It's all achy" mockup

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

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'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.' mockup

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

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'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.' mockup

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

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'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master. mockup

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

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"I make money, therefore I am."

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'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.' mockup

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

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We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour. mockup

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

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'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.' mockup

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

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"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell." mockup

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

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"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name." mockup

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.' mockup

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

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'I'll have the 'All of the above.'' mockup

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

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"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money." mockup

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

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"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!" mockup

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

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Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed mockup

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

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'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!' mockup

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

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'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.' mockup

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

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Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar. mockup

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

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'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.' mockup

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

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"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are." mockup

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

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'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...' mockup

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

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"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed."

"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed." mockup

"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed."

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"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

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Bear in hotdog eating contest.

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'Um, the Christmas bonus was for all the staff...'

'Um, the Christmas bonus was for all the staff...' mockup

'Um, the Christmas bonus was for all the staff...'

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The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away. mockup

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

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Greed Gauge Gifts Collection

Greed Gauge Mugs

Looking for more fun? Check out our selection of mugs featuring the greed gauge theme and add some humor to your coffee breaks.

Greed Gauge Pillows

Brighten your living space with pillows from our greed gauge collection. They’re perfect for adding humor and personality to any room.

Greed Gauge Prints

Bring humor home with our greed gauge prints. They make a bold, witty statement and are great for decorating your favorite space.

Greed Gauge T-Shirts

Want to wear your humor? Explore our greed gauge t-shirts for clever designs that make a statement and showcase your playful side.