Gravity Bender Gifts

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'I don't know how you did it...but get yourselves back down here now!'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Head over Hooves

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Alternative fielding positions

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Eric Clapton.

Emergency exit into Space

Black hole setting

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."