Gravity Bender Pillows

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'I don't know how you did it...but get yourselves back down here now!'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Head over Hooves

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Alternative fielding positions

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Emergency exit into Space

Black hole setting

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Weight Gain Denial

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."