Graverobber Of Giggles Gifts

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Clown God

Beware of the Dog Hair.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'He never listened to his mother!'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

In the houseplant cemetery.

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

'Whoops!'

Bizarre sights.

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

Easter Island.

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

Burke and Hare and Hare

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

"Too righteous?"

'He really wanted to be cremated. . .'

'McNulty never subscribed to the theory that he couldn't take it with him.'

Palindrome grave

A Cow Funeral.

Grave with satellite dish.

Punch in the churchyard

"Who ate all the pieties?"

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

'For the jillionth time, I have looked everywhere! That winning lottery ticket has got to be in his pants!'