Graverobber Of Giggles Pillows

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Clown God

Beware of the Dog Hair.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'He never listened to his mother!'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Bizarre sights.

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

In the houseplant cemetery.

'Whoops!'

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

Easter Island.

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

Burke and Hare and Hare

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

"Too righteous?"

'He really wanted to be cremated. . .'

'McNulty never subscribed to the theory that he couldn't take it with him.'

Palindrome grave

A Cow Funeral.

Punch in the churchyard

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

Grave with satellite dish.

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

'For the jillionth time, I have looked everywhere! That winning lottery ticket has got to be in his pants!'

Beware Of The Hog...