Guest With Giggles Pillows

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Party Animals.

"I might just get a pie."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"Just a heads-up, the Mushroom and Crab Risotto doesn't like its photo taken."

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

'Sorry, what was that?'

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"Leave room for sex."

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'Waiter? You're in my soup!'

"My bouche was not amused."

They're short of staff!

"Filet Mignon, medium irradiated."

"Too righteous?"

Chez Pretentious Restaurant - All you can pronounce ?25.

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

'Psst. I got a powerful feeling Jimbo has a full house.'

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

'Daisys squirting-no punch line'

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

"How can you look into those eyes and make her sleep outside?"

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

"I don't feel like going on a walk today, so I got me an Uber to take me around the block. You need the exercise, so you can walk beside the car."

Man Blowing Trumpet into Drum

"It's called 'salad,' but it's really just a hunk of raw meat."

'I'm afraid neither of my parents are at home... Are they Dad? '