Grape Crushing T-Shirts

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

Nouveau wine

Wine Making Society (Press buzzer on the floor).

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Vineyard

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'Who's the new guy?'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Wine tasting

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four-dollar range?"