Grape Crushing Prints

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

Nouveau wine

Wine Making Society (Press buzzer on the floor).

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Vineyard

Wine Lady

"I make it myself!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Who's the new guy?'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Wine tasting

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

"My husband makes this wine."