Grant Gladiator T-Shirts

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Prize vegetables.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Biker Lawn Mower

Hear me, Graduates!

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

The rat race

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Human males marking territory.

Waiting for the results.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

Pecking order spats take their toll.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"