Grant Gladiator Prints

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Prize vegetables.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Biker Lawn Mower

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

Hear me, Graduates!

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Human males marking territory.

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

The rat race

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Waiting for the results.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

Pecking order spats take their toll.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.