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Power Point Hell

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I feel your pain."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Dog eat dog.'

"Everything's gone up."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

I'm Spartacus.

This castle manager job better be for real.

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

Boardroom Armour

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."