Campaign Gladiator T-Shirts

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Dog eat dog.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"Everything's gone up."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

Football.

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

Punishment for the kicker.

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

Boardroom Armour

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.