Spectacle Gladiator T-Shirts

Boxer with glasses.

Prize vegetables.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"I feel your pain."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Dog eat dog.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

Boardroom Armour

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Human males marking territory.