Spectacle Gladiator Pillows

Boxer with glasses.

Prize vegetables.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I feel your pain."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'Dog eat dog.'

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

Punishment for the kicker.

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

Boardroom Armour

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Human males marking territory.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.