Grandparents Day Gifts

"They grow up too fast."

'Grampa says it's what they used to use for social networking!'

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"Dear, I hope you don't think I'm too old-fashioned, but do you think you could call me 'Grandmother' or 'Grandma' instead of 'Butt-Head'?"

Kid to elderly lady: 'Grandma, you rock.'

Kids humour adult over who's generation invented rock'n'roll

"Mom, when you want some privacy wear this. No one will come within 20 feet of you!"

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

"Oh, I almost forgot, how's your new grandson?"

'My digital revolution was when I learned to count on all ten fingers.'

'Grandpa doesn't have a Bluetooth device, dear. He's just complaining to himself again.'

'All of my money is in a high interest account - everyone's highly interested in it.'

Grandparents and technology

'We learned about Vietnam in school today, Grandpa -- shame on you!'

'Don't you mean you want to learn to 'Tweet,' not, 'Twerk,' Grandma?'

Grandpa says he used to have a mailbox...and somebody called a mail carrier used to put mail in it."

Supergran.

I knitted him for you..

Notice on door reads - 'Granny's house - An area of Zero Tollerance'.

MOTHER & TODDLER GROUP

'No wonder they don't answer...that's our TV remote.'

To the best gran in the world.

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'And it's been so long since my grandaughter visited, she probably wouldn't even know me from a wolf.'

'I'm too old to be a grandfather!'

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

'Wow! No wonder you take naps!'

'Ah, you kids today have it too easy. Why aren't you out creating jobs?'

'Grandpa, tell me about the days when people had pen-pals, not e-pals.'

'Remember when self respect and respect for elders were too different things?'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"I'm not surprised it doesn't work it's a mobile phone!"