Grandparents Day Pillows

"They grow up too fast."

'Grampa says it's what they used to use for social networking!'

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"Dear, I hope you don't think I'm too old-fashioned, but do you think you could call me 'Grandmother' or 'Grandma' instead of 'Butt-Head'?"

Kid to elderly lady: 'Grandma, you rock.'

Kids humour adult over who's generation invented rock'n'roll

"Mom, when you want some privacy wear this. No one will come within 20 feet of you!"

'We learned about Vietnam in school today, Grandpa -- shame on you!'

Grandparents and technology

'All of my money is in a high interest account - everyone's highly interested in it.'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

I knitted him for you..

Supergran.

MOTHER & TODDLER GROUP

Notice on door reads - 'Granny's house - An area of Zero Tollerance'.

'Don't you mean you want to learn to 'Tweet,' not, 'Twerk,' Grandma?'

"Oh, I almost forgot, how's your new grandson?"

'My digital revolution was when I learned to count on all ten fingers.'

'Grandpa doesn't have a Bluetooth device, dear. He's just complaining to himself again.'

Grandpa says he used to have a mailbox...and somebody called a mail carrier used to put mail in it."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"I'm not surprised it doesn't work it's a mobile phone!"

'Ah, you kids today have it too easy. Why aren't you out creating jobs?'

'I'm too old to be a grandfather!'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

"Was geography any easier when you were my age, Grandpa? Back when the world was flat?"

'Grandpa, tell me about the days when people had pen-pals, not e-pals.'

A new generation.

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

To the best gran in the world.

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

'Remember when self respect and respect for elders were too different things?'