Grandfather's Day Gifts

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

City Zoo: Day Care

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"Bond James, Bond."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Prize vegetables.

Killer Executive Suits.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."