Father's Day Gifts

"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin playing hockey. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Lawrence of Suburbia

"We're really bonding now, aren't we, Dad?"

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

"I do support your right to free speech - I just don't support your tone."

"She does this when she's tired."

"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long."

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

PSA Banter.

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Oh, hell."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Man's dentures hold cigar.

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

Inside Baseballs

About time!

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."