Grandfather Jokes Appreciator Pillows

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

'Dad, I need help with chemistry, what's the periodic table?'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'Those were the days, eh, Grandpa?'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

'I occasionally go out for a walk, and I buy groceries every two weeks or so. I wonder if I qualify as a recluse.'

"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"

Makes me feel young again!

"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."

"What?"

'So we can fing out what is wrong with you granddad, I've asked him to bring in a couple of stools!'

'I think he's getting serious. He's laughing at Daddy's jokes.'

'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'

"Dad's got an imaginary friend too, he's called Techincal support"

'Why can't my mother be more like my grandmother?'

"OK. You're the Ghost of Christmas Present. Quite amusing. Now go away!"

Mandarins and Boydarins

"This review calls our comic strip 'sophomoric'.

"Grandpa fatty died a heroic death - he bit through the main power cable in the slaughterhouse."

"Dude, you should wear it on the front. Chicks love that!"

'Grandpa, how did you settle things before litigation?'

Bert escalates his war on inanity: Warning! Actually saying LOL will be hazardous to your health.

The Really Big Man's Shop

'Hey son, I'm to look under my cap to see if I won a free soda.'