Cool Grandpa Admirer Pillows

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

'Omerta' sign in a Mafia library.

"You talkin' to me?"

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"

Makes me feel young again!

'Child resistant cap'

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).

A Cool Invisible Cow.

'Gee, thanks Uncle Luigi!'

Super-Senses-Man is washing dishes, when suddenly...he senses something...a closing of a portal that could lead to unspeakable consequences and sinfulness.

'Why can't my mother be more like my grandmother?'

'Grandpa, how did you settle things before litigation?'

'First time grandfather hey! Me, I'm a great great great great great great great great grandfather...'

"I'm only attracted to older women."

Mafia Christening