Graduation From Sex Education Class Gifts

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Sex Education

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'What's oriole sex'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

"Dad, where did I come from? The stork?"

"You are here."

"It was time you learned."

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

'What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?. . . Ask your mum.'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

Department of Gender Studies

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Sex education, Mrs Griffey...Be responsible! Don't foolow in your parents footsteps!

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

"Three years on a web design course and this is the result."

Tele Condom

'We're studying child birth in sex education. On my birthday I think YOU should get the gifts.'

WC.