Graduating Art Class Gifts

'Guess what we learned in screen printing class today?'

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Big Bang Theory.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Picasso: The Early Years

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'...Or not.'