Graduating Art Class Mugs

'Guess what we learned in screen printing class today?'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Big Bang Theory.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

Picasso: The Early Years

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"This is what's known as a book."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.