Graduate School Acceptance Gifts

Graduate School: That's right,,,You're STILL here,

'This isn't a good time. I'm in trouble with the Dean for using my cell phone in class. I'll call you back.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

The MBA Draft

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Pinara fund

'Cat Lit. You?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'