Attending Grad School Gifts

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

I love Lawyers

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

Truth

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

I need to set upmy own company.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Planet of the Lawyers

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"