Starting Grad School Gifts

"Oh, and I might add that your political rants are being filmed for post-grad ridicule and possible YouTube postings."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Culture Saturday

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'