Grades Gifts

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

GCSE Results.

"I started a collection!"

"Don't sweat it, Dad. 'F' stands for 'Fantastic'."

"He's holding a press conference about his current report card. Should we be concerned?"

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Make a lot of money."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Report card."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Student Debt

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'