Grade Getter Gifts

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

GCSE Results.

Reach for the Star.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Bullseye!

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Upward Progress

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Tenacity trumps everything!

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Wilfried Zaha

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"You can do it!"

"It's a long term goal."

Examiners.

January Joiner

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Do you call this a business plan?"

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Mistakes were made...'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'