Grade Guessers Gifts

"How'd you do on your test?"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

Truth In Education

"Boy, that's that last time I ask my Dad for help on my homework!"

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."

"While it's true most of my grades have gone down, most were on low volume."

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

GCSE Results.

"It could be a false negative Maybe I should take the test again."

"Somewhere, there's an A with my name on it, but apparently not my address."

"Robert prays for the answers."

'But in the Global Marketplace you're only 650,247,555th.'

'All I know is that if I ignore this history homework, I'll be doomed to repeat it next semester.'

Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

"I found a way to turn my old report cards into fine art."