Changing Grades Gifts

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

Examiners.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Examiners Nightmare.

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

Grading Guidelines.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

"I know there are a few things I don't understand, but second grade should take care of that."

"It could be a false negative Maybe I should take the test again."

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

GCSE Results.

"But the good news is you can stop saving up for my college education."

'Boy, this ain't what I meant when I said don't let education get to yer head!'

"My Dad helped with my homework so don't blame me."

'Because I have 150 term papers to grade and I'm getting drowsy.'

'So I make bad grades. Is it necessary for the school system to issue a written statement?'

'Of course you've seen that essay done before. I'm repeating the fifth grade.'

"He's holding a press conference about his current report card. Should we be concerned?"

'You better help me while you can, dad. Next year I'll be in third grade.'

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'