Grade Gurus Gifts

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Maths is fun!'

Jewish Geometry

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Kirsten Johnson

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"How'd I do on the test?"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

'Damn! McGee's good!'

"Report card."

Examiners.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Mistakes were made...'

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Hares looking at Euclid

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

'Straight A's. That means good.'