Graduation Guru Gifts

'A PhD in baton passing goes to...'

Graduation Support Groups

"Valedictorian? Who we kidding? You were all TOPS in your class."

Graduation day at the school of hard knocks.

'Guess which hand.'

Make us proud and remember to return your textbooks.

'Remember, paying off your student loans is the first step in your journey to a good credit score...'

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Eternal Student.

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

The adoration of the gels.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'