Grad Ceremony Jester Gifts

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Day one, post grad

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

'Any questions?'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'