Grad Ceremony Jester Prints

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

Day one, post grad

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'Any questions?'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'