'I was a Government bureaucrat, and I showed initiative.'
Government Role Players Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors government role players? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items designed for public servants, politicians, and civil servants who work tirelessly for the community. Find a nod to their dedication, with a dash of humor or heartfelt appreciation. Whether it's for an office buddy or a senior official, these items bring recognition and a smile.
"You're fired."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
The Anti-Agent
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
They're Not Just That Into It
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
Trump pardons
"National security adviser"
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"
"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
CIA report
Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'
Our Two Parties, Explained
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."
Archival Warfare
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.
Government a la Carte
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'
Government Role Players Gifts Collection
Government Role Players Mugs
Looking for more ways to celebrate government role players? Check out our collection of mugs featuring witty and heartfelt designs perfect for their daily grind.
Government Role Players Pillows
Add humor and recognition to your space with pillows designed for government role players. Great for desks, offices, or living rooms.
Government Role Players Prints
Decorate with inspiration—discover prints that honor the service and commitment of government role players with clever and motivating designs.
Government Role Players T-Shirts
Want to wear your pride for public service? Browse our t-shirts that humorously and thoughtfully showcase the dedication of government role players.