Gourmet Gags Gifts

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"I might just get a pie."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Whatever he's eating.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

"I like my steak well done."

'YAY! PATE!'

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Stand back - while I whip something up

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

"Just a heads-up, the Mushroom and Crab Risotto doesn't like its photo taken."

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

The mushroom pickers

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

"Some volcano roll!"

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"Leave room for sex."

'Nice Touch!'

The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'