Gothic Invitee Gifts

'Your work is so bleak, so despairing, your angst so wrenching. I've never read a party invitation quite like it before.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"....and hold the garlic."

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Frankendumpty'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Vincent Van Goth.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Transylvanian Snails.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."