Gothic Friend Gifts

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Tim Burton

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Date Night

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Vincent Van Goth.

Grim's Fairytales

Transylvanian Snails.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"