Gothic Friend Gifts

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Tim Burton

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

The Raven in Flight

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Date Night

Bram Stoker

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Vincent Van Goth.

Grim's Fairytales

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."