Gothic Invitee Pillows

'Your work is so bleak, so despairing, your angst so wrenching. I've never read a party invitation quite like it before.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Date Night

"....and hold the garlic."

'Frankendumpty'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Vincent Van Goth.

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Non discrimination to Vampires

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."