Gospel Story Fan Gifts

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Sistine Selfie

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

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Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'If Adam and Eve didn't have any clothes, why didn't they go to the mall?'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'