Gospel Story Fan Gifts

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Sistine Selfie

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

So … how did you two meet?

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

Little Richard

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'If Adam and Eve didn't have any clothes, why didn't they go to the mall?'