Gospel Gifts

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

Little Richard

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

Guitars in Heaven

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'It helps with reception.'

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Walking on Water

Thomas Dorsey.

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

The First Supper

'Big Issue!'

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Religious man watching religious TV

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"I'm sorry Gary, but my twelve apostles are enough. We don't also need a mascot."

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'The pipe organ costs a hundred and ten thousand. Four music stands for Ed's Gospel Quartet, eighty five fifty. Discussion.'

'Here's the story of the sermon on the mount.'

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

'You called for tech support?'

"Lazarus was a whole different deal. This engine is just dead, dead, dead."

Beth Moore