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Devil paints God.

"Won't be long, luv. Just popped to the shops for a bit of soul!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

An early encounter between progressive management philosophy and the law of the jungle.

Moral Values for Dummies

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.