Good Vs Evil Explorer Gifts

Devil paints God.

"Won't be long, luv. Just popped to the shops for a bit of soul!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Moral Values for Dummies

"I have eight spirits coming through."

An early encounter between progressive management philosophy and the law of the jungle.

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

Evolution of God. . .

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'