Good Vs Evil Aficionado Gifts

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

The Angel's Shadow

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Evil Villain.

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Phonetic Man

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

'It was a split decision.'

Villain Academy

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

Just as Dirk was about to escape on horseback, the magician's final spell turned his swift black steed into the legendary Bureaucratic Night Mare.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'Miss...why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"What did I say about serving Angel food cake?"

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

Mother with Child.

"You've nailed the evil leer, but tittering 'MWEEHEEHEE'? That needs work."

"Hard day at the office, dear?"

Arch enemy.

'Replace divots'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

Another dinner party ruined by a poorly thought-out seating arrangement

'Don't worry, son. They'll find a way to win. They always do.'

Laser Beam Playing Record.

Lost & Found, Angel and Devil