Good Vs Evil Aficionado Gifts

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

The Angel's Shadow

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Evil Villain.

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

George Baker

Phonetic Man

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

Villain Academy

'It was a split decision.'

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

Just as Dirk was about to escape on horseback, the magician's final spell turned his swift black steed into the legendary Bureaucratic Night Mare.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'Miss...why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Hard day at the office, dear?"

"Luke, come over to the light side."

"You've nailed the evil leer, but tittering 'MWEEHEEHEE'? That needs work."

Mother with Child.

Arch enemy.

"What did I say about serving Angel food cake?"

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

'Replace divots'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

Another dinner party ruined by a poorly thought-out seating arrangement

Laser Beam Playing Record.