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"What did I say about serving Angel food cake?"

Others will fight for you

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

Devil paints God.

'It was a split decision.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Just as Dirk was about to escape on horseback, the magician's final spell turned his swift black steed into the legendary Bureaucratic Night Mare.

Arabian Buyer

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

"Ok, first the good news..."

'I haven't talked to you about business ethics, have I?'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

Mother with Child.

"Uh oh, something smells me today's not gonna go well."