Good Versus Evil Enthusiast Pillows

"What did I say about serving Angel food cake?"

Others will fight for you

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

'It was a split decision.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

Devil paints God.

Arabian Buyer

Just as Dirk was about to escape on horseback, the magician's final spell turned his swift black steed into the legendary Bureaucratic Night Mare.

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

More Automated Police Functions

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"Well, I've finally gotten out of the office."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

The devil makes work for idle hands...

'I haven't talked to you about business ethics, have I?'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

"Ok, first the good news..."

"Uh oh, something smells me today's not gonna go well."