Good Vs Evil Fan Pillows

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Lost & Found, Angel and Devil

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Cupid misses his shot.

'I win!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Football fans in corona times

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'He has a great left hook,'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

'Such petulance!'

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'