Good Vs Evil Debater Pillows

'It was a split decision.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'